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Discerning Noses Want to Know

Microbreweries are not going away soon. Period. Craft beer brewers & beer aficionados have finally  stood up, and are taking notice. Craft beer has officially become the new wine. What?? How can that be?

Unless you are one of the very few people whom have chosen to opt out of the Social Media scene, this very well could be news to you. Wine is “where it’s at,” and it’s everywhere. From clever Wine meme’s to pictures snapped at a wine tasting party, wine has become a social stain that isn’t going away.

Why is wine so popular?

Depending on whom you are talking to, there are multiple reasons why wine has become so increasingly popular over the last decade. Many say it is because of the health benefits. Some simply enjoy the taste. To get to the bottom of this grape mystery, we have scoured the web looking for answers.

This is what we have discovered:

1. Variety. People like choices. Do I feel like a dry or sweet? Am I feeling white, red, burgundy or rose? How about a Merlot, a Pinot Noir or Grigio, Chardonnay, Cabernet, Pinot Grigio, Moscato, Riesling. Sauvignon Blanc, and so on…AND so on. There are almost 200 types of wine by taste, style and region.
2. The labels. Just like a book, many wines are purchased simply because we like the label. With over 80,000 wine labels on the market, this is not surprising.
3. Scent-sational. Go ahead. Forget everything your mother told you about dinner table eticacy. If 1001 aromas isn’t enough to convince you that putting your nose in your wine glass is perfectly acceptable, I really don’t know what is. One of the most crucial parts of wine tasting starts with the nose. It is 100% encouraged. Wine is sexy, complex and emotional. An aroma can trigger a memory, create a memory and enhance your past. These are what I fondly refer to as a “scent memory.”  Astonishing but true, a truly educated and experienced nose can actually identify a wine’s origin, age and how it was produced. Mmmmmmmmmm…..
4. Food pairing. If you search Amazon for books about wine pairing, you will find nearly 300 books dedicated to the art of wine and food pairing. Amazing. Cooking with wine? Don’t even get me started.
5. Re-gifting. When has it ever been acceptable, or even encouraged, to “re-gift.”  If your grandmother is anything like my grandmother, if you re-gift – someone will know, and you WILL be caught. Social suicide. BUT if you ask my grandmother about re-gifting wine, heck…there will ALWAYS be room at her table for you! (Just make sure it isn’t an aged bottle of Sutter Home…sorry Sutter Home.)

Microbrews & Craft Beer. Wine’s Cooler Cousin.

Along came a craft beer cider, and sat down beside her.

Yes. I’ve said it.

I’ve had my nose stuffed in a wine glass. Sometimes so far in, after a few to many inhalation sessions, that I actually sniffed and tasted simultaneously.

My little brother, a very accomplished and esteemed chef and food scientist in Greeley, Colorado, very much enjoys taking me to wine tasting gatherings….mostly so he can make fun of me. This was until about 6 years ago. Although he has always been a beer drinker, Colorado seems to have made him into quite the craft beer and microbrew fanatic. Heck, it isn’t hard when you live in a state that boasts over 150 breweries and brewpubs and is home to 25 fairly well-known breweries. Four of my favorites being Odell Brewery, Avery Brewery, Left Hand Brewing Company, and Breckenridge Brewery.

In Dumb and Dumber, Lloyd refers to Aspen, Colorado as “a place where the beer flows like wine”.

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   Midwestern pride.  For those of us that reside in the midwestern region, I think we can all agree that wine is notoriously better if it is from California. This is not to say that good wine can’t be found in the midwest, because it most certainly can be. Historically, some of the best wines can be found in California, Germany, Italy, Chile, Portugal, Spain, Argentina and Australia. Great microbrews and microbreweries can be found anywhere! Beer brewers do not have to rely on soil and rainfall. Grain Malts, Malt Extract, Hops , Beer Yeast, Sugars, Flavorings, Brewing Salts, Finings, Nutrients, Etc. PLUS talent, experience, equipment and imagination is really all you need! No plantation needed.

2. Variety. You already learned about Wine variety, now how about beer variety. This will blow your mind.
   1. Beer Types: (2) Ales, Lagers, Stouts, Porters, Malt.
   2. Beer Styles: Nearly 100 (not including subcategories of each style.)
   3. Colors:Very light, Straw, Pale, Gold, Light Amber, Medium Amber, Copper / Garnet, Light Brown, Brown, Reddish Brown, Chestnut Brown, Dark Brown, Very Dark, Black.
3. Labels. Speaking of labels. There are more than 10,000 craft breweries worldwide. Let’s just say that each brewery has 5 year-round brews. That is 50,000 labels. Sorry Wine peps, but in my opinion…brew labels are better. Have you checked out Prairie Artisan Ales or The Flying Dog? Drool.
4. We’ve grown up. Girls in bikinis, talking frogs, burping contests, keg stands….once you’ve done it, it’s time to get-out and step-it-up. Watered down American lagers are a thing of the past. Don’t get me wrong, a cold PDR on a hot day is always acceptable and 100% satisfying, but at some time in your life – your palate will scream for flavor and some complexity.
5. Craft Beer Festivals. When craft beer drinkers get together for a “tasting session,” their motto is Go Big or Go Home. Imagine this. Thousands of your best friends getting together and sniffing, sipping and sharing. Sure, craft beer drinkers don’t mind gathering at their favorite microbrewery and sampling a few brews but the ultimate craft beer experience really happens at the festivals. For instance, this weekend we attended the Boulevardia Beer Festival in Kansas City, MO. There were nearly 50 featured breweries, from all corners of the nation, lined up and ready to pour you one of their featured brews. If you haven’t yet experienced a local beer festival, do yourself a favor….

To be fair, I have only listed 5 reasons why Microbreweries, Microbrews, and Craft Beers are here to stay IN A MAJOR WAY.  Make room Wino’s, there’s a new brew in town! 🙂

Cheers!

PS: I still love you Wine. 

Unique Gifts for ALL Men

For your husband, boy-toy, boyfriend, father, brother, son-in-law and…well, you get the idea.

Are you searching for a unique gift for your man? Is he sick of getting the same “oh, THANK-you” birthday gift year-in and year-out? Is it getting harder and harder each year to find something really  and truly “different?”

Barley & Hops Craft Candles is the BOMB unique gift idea for the man that has everything!

You can check them out here, in our online shop!

Authentic Craft Beer Candles

Barley & Hops Craft Candles are authentic craft beer candles. What makes a craft beer candle “authentic?” Our craft beer candles start with a barley & hops oil extract. Not a barley & hops scented oil…the real thing. This is the secret ingredient that makes our beer candles so very different. We are the only craft beer candle company that uses the actual extract as it is rather pricey but it is well worth it.

Why would we give away our secret ingredient?  

What we didn’t tell you was our secret weapon. That is where the real magic lies. Every craft beer candle on our menu has been custom blended by our scentmaster and candlemaker of 25 years. She calls this series of candles her “masterpiece.” You will NOT find another candle anywhere that smells as amazing as these candles.

Unique Gifts for Men….for ANY Occasion

Getting Married? Unique gift idea for your groomsman and your best man! Throw in a 6 pack of craft brew and you’ve got a happy crew!

Birthday? Help him make it cooler by giving him a craft beer candle to blow-out instead of all of those depressing birthday cake candles.

Christmas? Fill his stocking with one of our 16 OZ Growler beer candles, but only if he’s been extra naughty!

Graduation? We all know just how funky a college kid’s apartment  or dorm room can get, cover the man-roma with our most popular brew candle…the Bitter Sweet IPA – it will cover that Freshman funk, guaranteed!

There you go, the perfect unique gift for men…the Barley & Hops Craft Beer Candle.

Get lit.

How do I remove candle wax from carpet?

As we always say, “Don’t Drink & Burn.” That is inevitably the first step to preventing wax from getting into the carpet of your mancave. If you have made the bold decision to sip on some suds AND burn your favorite Barley & Hops Craft Candle all at the same time, you might encounter some spillage. If this has happened to you, follow our simple instructions below and you will have that candle wax out of the carpet in no time!

Step-by-Step “Remove Wax from Carpet” Tutorial

• Plastic Bag
• Ice
• Dull Knife
• 2-3 Brown Paper Grocery Bags
• Iron

1. Chill-out.  The first step to cleaning up a craft beer candle wax party foul is to hit the ice. Grab a plastic bag, fill it with ice, tie it off and lay it down. Make sure the bag is completely sealed shut and cover the wax pool with the bag. Pour yourself a brew and chill. The wax needs to completely harden.
2. Chisel & scrape. Once the candle wax has hardened, pull out your handy-dandy “wax-in-the-carpet stain removal kit.” If you don’t have one, everything you will need to make your very own should be in your kitchen. You will need a dull knife. That is your kit. Carefully, start to chip and scrape away at the hardened wax. This might take awhile but be a thorough as you can, this will make the next step much easier and more effective.
3. Brown-bag it. Some candle wax removal methods suggest using a washcloth or a towel. We have just had better luck with a brown paper bag. Make sure you are using the bigger sized bag.
4. Iron Maiden. Grab the iron. Make sure it is on a warm setting, not super hot, you don’t want to burn the bag or your carpet. Carefully press the iron across the top of the bag. You will start to see the wax absorb into the bag. We will usually use a few bags, this way we can tell when all of the wax has been removed from the carpet.
5. The Final Solution. Head to the cleaning solution section of your home and grab some carpet cleaner. Barley & Hops Craft Candles are made with an Apricot wax with no dyes. If you are burning a candle that has any dyes, use rubbing alcohol to blot any dye staining.

There you have it! Now, reward yourself with a nap on the couch. You deserve it!